Gir

GIR!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, GIR!!!

"I love this show!"
"I love you..."
"*sniff* I miss you, cupcake..."
"WHY, MY PIGGY?!"
"Something's broken and you're not responsible??" "I know! I'm scared, too!"
"I saw a squirrel!"
"I'm gonna huuuuuuuug yoooooooou!"
"Gir, what are you doing?" "Nothing~" "Nothing? Or something?" "...Ah, I can't take it! You're too smart for me! Keef's gonna throw a surprise party for you after school! He's gonna invite all the kids because he loves you! OH, HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH!! ...I'm making the cake! *squeak squeak squeak*"

Jhonen Vasquez is a magic man.